30, any pronouns you got lying around, assistant to the assistant. Pictures of me- /tagged/personal
my mellon collie ass could never face the infinite sadness
On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.
top five things to do with soup
- eat
- blow on
- sssssshhhhhhhlurrrrrrp.
- aaah- ooh eee ah huhhh huh huhh huh
- hydrate the Bread
Bat feeding on a banana flower
Photographed by Nicolas Reusens
need an alchemist to tell me I would’ve been a great priestess in heathen times
where do posts come from
when two mutuals love each other very much,
“maybe I should start working out” - recurring quote from person who’s never demonstrated the ability to do or achieve anything
Feeling like a stubborn shiba inu today. No you will NOT be taking me on a walk.
no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad
andrewgarfieldcunt-deactivated2:
babygirl you won’t believe the amount of popular things i don’t know